May 2013
Apparently J.K Rowling knows the exact process to...
jetpuffedup:
alltheselokifeels:
But she hasn’t told anyone and doesn’t plan to yet.
The only person that she has told is her editor, and said that her editor felt like vomiting afterwards.
All she will say is that a certain spell is involved, and then a horrific act is performed.
i want to know what it is so badly
Of course she knows she wrote the book
geekandfreak010:
5 Things I love about Tom Hiddleston:
He’s the nicest guy ever
He cried at Warrior
He’s friends with Benedict Cumberbatch
He’s funny and intelligent
He’s beautiful
There are so many other things but that would be the longest post of all time
formuioli:
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
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castiels-wormstache:
sireoinmacken:
coming home after a long day to 0 messages and 0 tags
Can we stop with this already?
arguing-about-abortions:
Things that are like abortion - Abortion Things that are not like abortion - Slavery - Genocide - The Holocaust - School shootings
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indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
avenger-games:
things-larry-cant:
anawkwardfruit:
capsicle1916:
baconllamatimelord:
miss-doctorwho:
partners-in-time:
miss-doctorwho:
If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.
Or italics
How can I express my feelings with no italics
It has not even got bold
And we need to talk about:
Bullet points
I may as well strikeout Facebook
You...
nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
superwholockian-hufflepuff:
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
shutupaubrey:
i care a ridiculous amount about my eyebrows
Season 1 : No, sir. Not before everything. Look, we’ve still got the Colt. We still have the one bullet left. We just have to start over, alright? I mean, we already found the demon.....
Season 2 : We got work to do
Season 3 : SAM!
Season 4 : Dean, he's coming...
Season 5 : No doubt -- endings are hard. But then again... nothing ever really ends, does it?
Season 6 : I'm glad you made it, Sam. But the angel blade won't work, because I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God. A better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord. Or I shall destroy you.
Season 7 : Cas!
Season 8 : Angels... They're falling
Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:
narglefighter:
jaredandjensensbutts:
WAIT A SECOND NO ONE DIED?! IT WAS A SUPERNATURAL SEASON FINALE AND NO ONE DIED
Supernatural… the only show where the fans are confused and almost upset over no deaths in their season finale.
NAOMI GUYS?
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zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
